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quotes[0]='Jupiter\'s moon Ganymede, is larger than the planet Mercury!'

quotes[1]='To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles that\'s where the word \"testimony\" comes from.'

quotes[2]='The world\'s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!'

quotes[3]='Halle Berry\'s stunt double, in the movie \"Catwoman\", is a man.'

quotes[4]='Crocodile babies don\'t have sex chromosomes, the temperature at which the egg develops determines gender.'

quotes[5]='In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child \"Buttocks\" or \"Prostitute\"!'

quotes[6]='In it\'s ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange.'

quotes[7]='Until President Kennedy was killed, it wasn\'t a federal crime to assassinate the President.'

quotes[8]='Dogs can hear sounds that you can\'t!'

quotes[9]='The katydid bug hears through holes in it\'s hind legs!'

quotes[10]='Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can\'t find any food!'

quotes[11]='Coffee beans aren\'t beans, they\'re fruit pits.'

quotes[12]='Cleopatra wasn\'t Egyptian, she was Greek.'

quotes[13]='So that\'s how they cheat, a microwaved baseball will fly farther than a frozen baseball.'

quotes[14]='According to legend, there\'s a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.'

quotes[15]='More than 20 million meteoroids enter Earth\'s atmosphere every day.'

quotes[16]='Cold water weights more than hot water.'

quotes[17]='The octopus\' testicles are located in its head.'

quotes[18]='One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.'

quotes[19]='Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!'

quotes[20]='It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.'

quotes[21]='The phrase rule of thumb is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn\'t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.'

quotes[22]='Fingernails grow fastest on the hand you favor.'

quotes[23]='The average life span of a peasant during the medieval ages was 25 years.'

quotes[24]='The word \"set\" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.'

quotes[25]='Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matadors waving cape no matter what color it is, be it red or neon yellow!'

quotes[26]='In France, it is legal to marry a dead person!'

quotes[27]='Panophobia is the fear of everything.'

quotes[28]='The average housefly lives only two weeks.'

quotes[29]='The Japanese commonly put ketchup on their rice.'

quotes[30]='Most lipstick contains fish scales!'

quotes[31]='Domestic cats hate lemons or other citrus scents.'

quotes[32]='President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!'

quotes[33]='The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!'

quotes[34]='The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.'

quotes[35]='One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.'

quotes[36]='India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.'

quotes[37]='The first bomb dropped by the Allies on berlin in WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.'

quotes[38]='It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in Minneapolis, Minnesota.'

quotes[39]='The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.'

quotes[40]='At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent!'

quotes[41]='The placement of a donkeys eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!'

quotes[42]='At their closest point, the Russian and U.S. borders are less than two miles apart.'

quotes[43]='Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the worlds oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.'

quotes[44]='According to scientific studies, a rats performance in a maze can be improved by playing music written by Mozart.'

quotes[45]='The Earth\'s atmosphere weighs about 5.5 quadrillion tons.'

quotes[46]='There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!'

quotes[47]='Polar bear fur is not white, its clear.'

quotes[48]='Ninety-nine percent of pumpkins sold in the United States are for the sole purpose of decoration.'

quotes[49]='Contrary to popular belief, the first ironclad warships were built by Korea in the 16th century.'

quotes[50]='Thomas Alva Edison patented almost 1,300 inventions in his lifetime!'

quotes[51]='Eddie Cochrans last recording before he died was Three Steps to Heaven!'

quotes[52]='All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!'

quotes[53]='It is possible for a scorpion to sting itself to death as they are not immune to their own poison!'

quotes[54]='The average coach airline meal costs the airline $4.00. The average first class meal, $50.'

quotes[55]='In 32 years, there are about 1 billion seconds!'

quotes[56]='Elephants are the only animals that can\'t jump.'

quotes[57]='An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!'

quotes[58]='The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.'

quotes[59]='One cubic foot of gold weighs more than 1,200 pounds!'

quotes[60]='It was illegal to sell E.T. dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.'

quotes[61]='Turkeys often look up at the sky during a rainstorm. Unfortunately some have been known to drown as a result.'

quotes[61]='Airports that are at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.'

quotes[63]='In the U.S., more than 10% of lottery prizes go unclaimed!'

quotes[64]='Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.'

quotes[65]='City dwellers have longer, thicker, denser nose hairs than country folks do.'

quotes[66]='Budweiser beer is named after a town in Czechoslovakia.'

quotes[67]='Only 1% of bacteria cause disease.'

quotes[68]='Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.'

quotes[69]='At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.'

quotes[70]='The first baseball caps were made of straw.'

quotes[71]='Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.'

quotes[72]='40% of all indigestion remedies sold in the world are bought by Americans.'

quotes[73]='There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings in the world.'

quotes[74]='Americans are responsible for generating roughly 20% percent of the garbage in the world.'

quotes[75]='A coffee tree yields about one pound of coffee in a year.'

quotes[76]='A rat can fall from a five story building without injury.'

quotes[77]='The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.'

quotes[78]='The average city dog lives three years longer than the average country dog.'

quotes[79]='Half of all Americans over the age of 55 have no teeth.'

quotes[80]='A million dollars worth of $100 bills weighs only 22 pounds!'

quotes[81]='Research indicates that babies who suck on pacifiers are more prone to ear aches.'

quotes[82]='To escape the grip of a crocodiles jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.'

quotes[83]='A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.'

quotes[84]='Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day.'

quotes[85]='Contrary to popular belief, hair does not grow back darker and thicker after it has been shaved.'

quotes[86]='Parrots have 500 pounds per square inch of pressure in their beaks.'

quotes[87]='If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!'

quotes[88]='There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!'

quotes[89]='Reindeer milk has more fat than cow milk.'

quotes[90]='Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.'

quotes[91]='You have no sense of smell when you\'re sleeping!'

quotes[92]='It takes five minutes to execute someone in a gas chamber.'

quotes[93]='Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.'

quotes[94]='The height of a bowling pin is equal to its circumference.'

quotes[95]='Al Capones business card said he was a used furniture dealer.'

quotes[96]='The electric chair was invented by a dentist!'

quotes[97]='No one knows where Mozart is buried.'

quotes[98]='Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.'

quotes[99]='Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.'

quotes[100]='Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste is made from recycled tin.'

quotes[101]='Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area.'

quotes[102]='A car operates at maximum economy, gas-wise, at speeds between 25 and 35 miles per hour.'

quotes[103]='Perspiration is odorless, it is the bacteria on the skin that creates an odor.'

quotes[104]='Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.'

quotes[105]='Dragonflies can travel up to 60 mph.'

quotes[106]='Balsa wood is classified as a hard wood!'

quotes[107]='Americans spend more than 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year!'

quotes[108]='Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!'

quotes[109]='The lungfish can live out of water for three years in a state of suspended animation.'

quotes[110]='If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.'

quotes[111]='Oil tycoon, John D. Rockefeller, was the world\'s first billionaire.'

quotes[112]='Greyhounds have the best eyesight of any breed of dog.'

quotes[113]='Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.'

quotes[114]='The glue on Israeli stamps is certified kosher.'

quotes[115]='Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.'

quotes[116]='Approximately one-third of the population can\'t snap their fingers!'

quotes[117]='Ants don\'t sleep.'

quotes[118]='The Pittsburgh Steelers were originally called the Pirates.'

quotes[119]='Most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood.'

quotes[120]='Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is Crash Course!'

quotes[121]='Until 1857, any foreign coins made of precious metal were legal tender in the United States.'

quotes[122]='Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.'

quotes[123]='In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.'

quotes[124]='There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!'

quotes[125]='Reno, Nevada is actually west of Los Angeles, California.'

quotes[126]='The country of Brazil is named after the brazil nut.'

quotes[127]='It takes a drop of ocean water more than 1,000 years to circulate around the world.'

quotes[128]='It is illegal NOT to smile in Pocatello, Idaho!'

quotes[129]='Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.'

quotes[130]='There have been 47 Charlie Chan Movies, with six actors playing the part. None were Chinese!'

quotes[131]='The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.'

quotes[132]='At their closest point, the Russian and U.S. borders are less than two miles apart.'

quotes[133]='The most collect calls are made on Fathers Day.'

quotes[134]='The Canary Islands were not named after a bird called the canary. They were named after a breed of dogs!'

quotes[135]='In 1910 football teams were penalized 15 yards for an incompleted forward pass.'

quotes[136]='The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning!'

quotes[137]='Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.'

quotes[138]='About 400 different kinds of microbes live on and in the human body.'

quotes[139]='Tomatoes were originally thought to be poisonous.'

quotes[140]='The energy of a discharge of an electric eel could start 50 cars.'

quotes[141]='The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer.'

quotes[142]='The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly!'

quotes[143]='The largest diamond ever found was an astounding 3,106 carats!'

quotes[144]='Honey is used sometimes for antifreeze mixtures and in the center of golf balls.'

quotes[145]='The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time zones.'

quotes[146]='Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias.'

quotes[147]='For people that are lactose intolerant, chocolate aids in helping milk digest easier.'

quotes[148]='Pretzels were originally invented for Christian Lent.'

quotes[149]='Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!'

quotes[150]='The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon.'

quotes[151]='The original name for the butterfly was flutterby!'

quotes[152]='A male baboon can kill a leopard.'

quotes[153]='Each year, more than 50,000 people are injured by jewelry in the U.S.'

quotes[154]='One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!'

quotes[155]='The most pushups ever performed in one day was 46,001.'

quotes[156]='The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV becuase one if its stars was a pig.'

quotes[157]='During the Gold Rush in 1849, some people paid as much as $100 for a glass of water!'

quotes[158]='Only two in one thousand diamonds are considered truly colorless.'

quotes[159]='In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the worlds nuclear weapons combined!'

quotes[160]='It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the Earth!'

quotes[161]='When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour.'

quotes[162]='To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!'

quotes[163]='The name Joshua is Hebrew for Jesus.'

quotes[164]='Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.'

quotes[165]='The Wild Turkey is the only bird with a beard.'

quotes[166]='The average chocolate bar has 8 insects legs in it.'

quotes[167]='About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.'

quotes[168]='You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.'

quotes[169]='Worcestershire Sauce is basically an Anchovy ketchup.'

quotes[170]='Colgate\'s first toothpaste came in a jar.'

quotes[171]='If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones will rise to the top.'

quotes[172]='An one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.'

quotes[173]='Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game.'

quotes[174]='Less than 3% of the water produced at a large municipal water treatment plant is used for drinking purposes!'

quotes[175]='Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!'

quotes[176]='New Zealand is the first country to allow women to vote.'

quotes[177]='Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras.'

quotes[178]='Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them, a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.'

quotes[179]='Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.'

quotes[180]='Johnny Depp suffers from self-injury.'

quotes[181]='Honey is the only food that will not spoil.'

quotes[182]='No 2 cornflakes are identical!'

quotes[183]='Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.'

quotes[184]='Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.'

quotes[185]='The bark of an older redwood tree is fireproof.'

quotes[186]='A queen bee uses her stinger only to sting another queen bee.'

quotes[187]='It is illegal to own a red car in Shanghai, China.'

quotes[188]='When he was only 13, Johnny Depp lost his virginity to a girl slightly older than him.'

quotes[189]='It takes twelve ears of corn to make a tablespoon of corn oil.'

quotes[190]='On average, a person will spend about five years eating during his or her lifetime.'

quotes[191]='Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.'

quotes[192]='Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk!'

quotes[193]='If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.'

quotes[194]='A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.'

quotes[195]='Cattle are the only mammals that pee backwards.'

quotes[196]='More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.'

quotes[197]='After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!'

quotes[198]='The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.'

quotes[199]='In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!'

quotes[200]='The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people.'

quotes[201]='Clinophobia is the fear of beds!'

quotes[202]='Muhammad is the most common name in the world.'

quotes[203]='Liquid TIDE laundry detergent glows under a blacklight.'

quotes[204]='The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body.'

quotes[205]='Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War.'

quotes[206]='Lenny Kravitzs mother played the part of Helen on The Jeffersons.'

quotes[207]='Redheads require more anesthesia to go under than other hair colors do.'

quotes[208]='If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.'

quotes[209]='Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.'

quotes[210]='The first bomb dropped on Germany in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin zoo!'

quotes[211]='A completely blind chameleon will still take on the colors of its environment.'

quotes[212]='The best diamonds are colored blue-white.'

quotes[213]='In Kentucky, It is illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.'

quotes[214]='More people have seen David Copperfield perform live than any other performer in the world.'

quotes[215]='Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow.'

quotes[216]='The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.'

quotes[217]='Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed for marketing reasons!'

quotes[218]='The odds of being killed by falling out of bed are one in two million.'

quotes[219]='With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light.'

quotes[220]='In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!'

quotes[221]='Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!'

quotes[222]='In 1982, a high school student from Los Angeles, California unscrambled the Rubiks Cube in 22.95 seconds.'

quotes[223]='Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!'

quotes[224]='A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.'

quotes[225]='In just about every species of mammal, the female lives longer than the male.'

quotes[226]='The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it.'

quotes[227]='Todays top fuel dragsters take off with more force than the space shuttle.'

quotes[228]='Each day, more than $40 Trillion Dollars changes hands worldwide.'

quotes[229]='First four countries to have television are England, the U.S., the U.S.S.R., and Brazil.'

quotes[230]='Baby beavers are called kittens.'

quotes[231]='The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.'

quotes[232]='Each nostril of a human being register smell in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left.'

quotes[233]='The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.'

quotes[234]=' In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through peoples clothes.'

quotes[235]='Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States national income.'

quotes[236]='A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.'

quotes[237]='The average 1 1/4 lb. lobster is 7 to 9 years old.'

quotes[238]='If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.'

quotes[239]='Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!'

quotes[240]='The state of Florida is bigger than England.'

quotes[241]='In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.'

quotes[242]='The longest cave in the world is the Mammoth Cave System in the USA at 560,000 meters deep!'

quotes[243]='A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.'

quotes[244]='Catgut comes from sheep not cats.'

quotes[245]='During a typical human life span, the human heart will beat approximately 2.5 billion times.'

quotes[246]='The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long!'

quotes[247]='Babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed.'

quotes[248]='Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!'

quotes[249]='A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day.'

quotes[250]='Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.'

quotes[251]='The first programme shown on BBC2 was Play School.'

quotes[252]='A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.'

quotes[253]='A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it\'s there, though!'

quotes[254]='The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.'

quotes[255]='There are more female than male millionaires in the United States.'

quotes[256]='The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.'

quotes[257]='An aglet is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.'

quotes[258]='Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.'

quotes[259]='If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.'

quotes[260]='A lion\'s roar can be heard from more than five miles away.'

quotes[261]='Warner Chappel Music owns the copyright to the song Happy Birthday. They make over $1 million in royalties every year from the commercial use of the song.'

quotes[262]='One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!'

quotes[263]='In Japan, condoms are commonly sold door-to-door!'

quotes[264]='There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade.'

quotes[265]='To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.'

quotes[266]='Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats could have over a million descendants.'

quotes[267]='You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.'

quotes[268]='Cleopatra married two of her brothers.'

quotes[269]='Cellophane is not made of plastic. It is made from a plant fiber, cellulose, which has been shredded and aged.'

quotes[270]='Rice paper does not have any rice in it!'

quotes[271]='During a typical human life span, the human heart will beat approximately 2.5 billion times.'

quotes[272]='Martha Stewart became a billionaire while in prison.'

quotes[273]='The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.'

quotes[274]='If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.'

quotes[275]='A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!'

quotes[276]='An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added.'

quotes[277]='The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!'

quotes[278]='In many countries, urine was used as a detergent for washing.'

quotes[279]='Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.'

quotes[280]='When you correct for weight differences, men are proportionately stronger than horses.'

quotes[281]='The warmest temperature ever recorded on Antarctica was 3 degrees F.'

quotes[282]='Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots!'

quotes[283]='Onions have no flavor, only a smell.'

quotes[284]='Jedi is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.'

quotes[285]='About 10% of U.S. households pay their bills in cash.'

quotes[286]='A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21- inch tongue!'

quotes[287]='There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!'

quotes[288]='An albatross can sleep while it flies!'

quotes[289]='Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.'

quotes[290]='Spider monkeys like banana daiquiris.'

quotes[291]='The mother of the boy Michael Jackson is accused of abusing is named Janet Jackson.'

quotes[292]='A B-25 bomber airplane crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.'

quotes[293]='Fine-grained volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpastes.'

quotes[294]='Take your height and divide by eight. That\'s how tall your head was.'

quotes[295]='The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!'

quotes[296]='According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.'

quotes[297]='Goodyear Rubber Company researched and concluded that shoes wear out faster on the right foot than the left.'

quotes[298]='Pilgrims did not eat with forks. They only used spoons, knives and their fingers.'

quotes[299]='The original name for the butterfly was flutterby!'

quotes[300]='Buttermilk does not contain any butter.'

quotes[301]='More boys than girls are born during the day, more girls are born at night.'

quotes[302]='The United States has the highest minimum drinking age in the world.'

quotes[303]='A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!'

quotes[304]='To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.'

quotes[305]='The largest diamond ever found was an astounding 3,106 carats!'

quotes[306]='Large kangaroos can cover more than 30 feet with each jump!'

quotes[307]='90% of all restaurants fail during their first year of operation.'

quotes[308]='Nearly 50% of the world\'s scientists are assigned to military projects.'

quotes[309]='The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.'

quotes[310]='The man who created the Thighmaster was once a Bhuddist Monk.'

quotes[311]='A cubic yard of air weighs about 2 pounds at sea level.'

quotes[312]='4.5 pounds of sunlight strike the Earth each day.'

quotes[313]='It\'s a common practice in southern India for a man to marry his elder sister\'s daughter.'

quotes[314]='The longest word in the English language with no vowels is Rhythms!'

quotes[315]='Despite the hump, a camel\'s spine is straight.'

quotes[316]='Surgeons who listen to music during operations perform better than those who don\'t.'

quotes[317]='Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.'

quotes[318]='On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.'

quotes[319]='Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes.'

quotes[320]='Diamonds mined in Brazil are harder than those found in Africa.'

quotes[321]='The poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!'

quotes[322]='The average home creates more pollution than does the average car.'

quotes[323]='In Natoma, Kansas, it is illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.'

quotes[324]='There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.'

quotes[325]='Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Military to launch rockets!'

quotes[326]='New Yorks Central Park is nearly twice the size of the entire country of Monaco.'

quotes[327]='King Kong was Adolf Hitler\'s favorite movie.'

quotes[328]='Mexican Jumping Beans jump because of moth larvae inside them.'

quotes[329]='Nike Air Soles do not actually have air in them.'

quotes[330]='All of the Earth\'s continents are wider at the north than in the south, and nobody knows why.'

quotes[331]='The Japanese liquor, Mam, uses venomous snakes as one of its main ingredients.'

quotes[332]='During your lifetime, you\'ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that\'s the weight of about 6 elephants!'

quotes[333]='In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.'

quotes[334]='Burt Reynolds is a Cherokee Indian.'

quotes[335]='Australia\'s Great Barrier Reef is 1,250 miles long!'

quotes[336]='There are some species of snails that are extremely venomous.'

quotes[337]='Lima beans contain cyanide!'

quotes[338]='Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off.'

quotes[339]='It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons light to travel from the core of the sun to it\'s surface.'

quotes[340]='All the swans in England are property of the Queen.'

quotes[341]='A pig\'s penis is shaped like a corkscrew.'

quotes[342]='In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.'

quotes[343]='Sweden has more telephones per capita than any country on earth.'

quotes[344]='Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water.'

quotes[345]='Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.'

quotes[346]='Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.'

quotes[347]='The most pushups ever performed in one day was 46,001.'

quotes[348]='The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.'

quotes[349]='Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.'

quotes[350]='Gardening is said to be one of the best exercises for maintaining healthy bones.'

quotes[351]='Eagles mate while airborne.'

quotes[352]='Check your map! The Pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is farther East than the Atlantic entrance.'

quotes[353]='If you\'re over 100 years old, there\'s an 80% chance that you\'re a woman.'

quotes[354]='An iceberg contains more heat than a lit match.'

quotes[355]='Pollen can travel up to 500 miles in a day.'

quotes[356]='Alfred Hitchcock didn\'t have a belly button.'

quotes[357]='The starfish is one of the few animals who can turn its stomach inside-out!'

quotes[358]='Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!'

quotes[359]='More redheads are born in Scotland than in any other part of the world.'

quotes[360]='Your brain is 80% water.'

quotes[361]='The search engine \"Google\" got its name from the word \"googol\", which refers to the number one with a hundred zeros after it.'

quotes[362]='Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.'

quotes[363]='A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.'

quotes[364]='The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado!'

quotes[365]='75% of Honda vehicles purchased in the U.S. are manufactured in North America!'

quotes[366]='If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones will rise to the top.'

quotes[367]='Ancient Romans at one time used human urine as an ingredient in their toothpaste.'

quotes[368]='The Taj Mahal took 20 years and 20 thousand men to finish!'

quotes[369]='The Niagara Falls moves upstream at an average rate of about 295ft a century!'

quotes[370]='9 out of 10 lightning strike victims survive!'

quotes[371]='Apple seeds are poisonous!'

quotes[372]='The ancient Egyptians bought jewelry for their pet crocodiles.'

quotes[373]='A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long!'

quotes[374]='It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily.'

quotes[375]='Some species of fish have voices!'

quotes[376]='U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with vaseline.'

quotes[377]='The practice of identifying baseball players by number was started by the Yankees in 1929.'

quotes[378]='In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog!'

quotes[379]='More boys than girls are born during the day, more girls are born at night.'

quotes[380]='It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!'

quotes[381]='Mel Gibson has a horseshoe kidney, two kidneys fused into one!'

quotes[382]='Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. Girls don\'t seem to have this problem.'

quotes[383]='Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!'

quotes[384]='Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.'

quotes[385]='The U.S. military\'s dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine!'

quotes[386]='97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.'

quotes[387]='Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.'

quotes[388]='Natural gas has no smell. The odor is artificially added so that people will be able to identify leaks and take measures to stop them.'

quotes[389]='It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniels Whiskey in the town in which it is produced!'

quotes[390]='From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.'

quotes[391]='A sneeze can travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!'

quotes[392]='The world\'s termites outweigh the world\'s humans 10 to 1!'

quotes[393]='Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death.'

quotes[394]='Rice is the chief food for half the people of the world.'

quotes[395]='All the platinum ever mined would fit into an average-sized living-room!'

quotes[396]='Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.'

quotes[397]='A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground.'

quotes[398]='Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.'

quotes[399]='Like fingerprints, everyone\'s tongue print is different!'

quotes[400]='The winter of 1932 in the US was so cold that Niagara falls froze completely solid!'

quotes[401]='Florida has more tornados per square mile than any other state.'

quotes[402]='If you took a standard slinky and stretched it out it would measure 87 feet.'

quotes[403]='Americans eat nearly 100 acres of pizza every day - that\'s approximately 350 slices per second!.'

quotes[404]='During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.'

quotes[405]='Coca-Cola was the first soft drink to be consumed in outer space.'

quotes[406]='Trueman Capote the man who wrote Breakfast at Tiffanys had the middle name of Stucklefuss!'

quotes[407]='In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.'

quotes[408]='A shrimp\'s heart is in its head.'

quotes[409]='The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.'

quotes[410]='Israel\'s Dead Sea is 1,312 feet below sea level.'

quotes[411]='On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.'

quotes[412]='When a giraffe\'s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.'

quotes[413]='85% of movie actors earn less than $5,000 a year from acting!'

quotes[414]='Barbie\'s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.'

quotes[415]='Your home is ten times more likely to have a fire than be burglarized!'

quotes[416]='Scientists are now able to grow beating heart tissue in a lab!'

quotes[417]='Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.'

quotes[418]='India used to be the richest country in the world until the British invasion in the early 17th Century.'

quotes[419]='Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.'

quotes[420]='It takes 100 pounds of rain water to produce a single pound of food from the earth.'

quotes[421]='A car operates at maximum economy, gas-wise, at speeds between 25 and 35 miles per hour.'

quotes[422]='The great wall of China is 1,400 miles long!'

quotes[423]='A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.'

quotes[424]='Adult movie star, Ron Jeremy, has a masters degree in Special Education.'

quotes[425]='A survey reported that 12% of American\'s think that Joan of Arc was Noah\'s wife.'

quotes[426]='More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.'

quotes[427]='The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.'

quotes[428]='Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.'

quotes[429]='An elephant trunk has no bone but 40,000 muscles.'

quotes[430]='The ball on top of a flagpole is called a truck.'

quotes[431]='Drew Carey once worked at a Dennys\'.'

quotes[432]='California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.'

quotes[434]='The glue on Israeli stamps is certified kosher.'

quotes[435]='The lifespan of the common goldfish is over 20 years!'

quotes[436]='At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.'

quotes[437]='English novelist Arnold Bennet drank a glass of water in a Paris Hotel to prove it was safe. He died two months later of Typhoid!'

quotes[438]='More people in China speak English than in the United States.'

quotes[439]='Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!'

quotes[440]='Murder is the only crime that does not increase during the full moon. Theft, disorderly conduct, larceny, armed robbery, assault and battery, and rape all statistically increase dramatically during the full moon.'

quotes[441]='Gold leaf is attached to paper or plaster with egg whites, the same now as in ancient times!'

quotes[442]='The Pacific island of Nauru\'s economy is almost entirely based on bird droppings.'

quotes[443]='First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!'

quotes[444]='All species of beetles are edible.'

quotes[445]='Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct.'

quotes[446]='One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.'

quotes[447]='A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!'

quotes[448]='Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber duck in her private bath with an inflatable crown.'

quotes[449]='Your skeleton keeps growing until you are about 35, then you start to shrink.'

quotes[450]='In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!'

quotes[451]='When you walk down a steep hill, the pressure on your knees is equal to three times your body weight.'

quotes[452]='The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.'

quotes[453]='A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!'

quotes[454]='To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!'

quotes[455]='The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the worlds oxygen supply.'

quotes[456]='23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.'

quotes[457]='Justin Timberlake\'s half-eaten french toast sold for over $3,000 on eBay!'

quotes[458]='President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!'

quotes[459]='Cats cannot taste sweet things.'

quotes[460]='Dating back to the 1600\'s, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury.'

quotes[461]='Bob Hope and Billy Joel were both once boxers.'

quotes[462]='A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!'

quotes[463]='Hummingbirds can\'t walk.'

quotes[464]='There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.'

quotes[465]='A group of frogs is called an army.'

quotes[466]='Senegalese women spend an average of 17.5 hours a week just collecting water.'

quotes[467]='In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!'

quotes[468]='One cubic mile of seawater contains about 50 pounds of gold.'

quotes[469]='Identify a fake - The second hand on an authentic Rolex watch doesn\'t tick, it moves smoothly.'

quotes[470]='If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet.'

quotes[471]='James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.'

quotes[472]='Duracell, the battery-maker, built parts of its new international headquarters using materials from its own waste.'

quotes[473]='Apples are 25% air.'

quotes[474]='In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch or clock is usually 10:10.'

quotes[475]='Rubber is one of the ingredients in bubble gum.'

quotes[476]='Maggots will only eat flesh if it is dead. For this reason, they are often used to remove the burnt skin from severe burn patients.'

quotes[477]='All polar bears are left handed.'

quotes[478]='The state with the longest coastline in the Continental U.S. is Michigan.'

quotes[479]='There are 10 towns named Hollywood in the United States!'

quotes[480]='Napoleon had conquered Italy by the time he was twenty-six.'

quotes[481]='The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people.'

quotes[482]='Whispering is more wearing on your voice than a normal speaking tone.'

quotes[483]='The IRS processes more than 2 billion pieces of paper each year.'

quotes[484]='Given the opportunity, deer will chew gum and marijuana.'

quotes[485]='At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.'

quotes[486]='One third of the electricity produced on earth is used to power electric light bulbs!'

quotes[487]='The female pigeon cannot lay eggs if she is alone. In order for her ovaries to function, she must be able to see another pigeon.'

quotes[488]='Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!'

quotes[489]='The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the he or she graduates from high school.'

quotes[490]='The first product that the toy company Mattel came out with was picture frames.'

quotes[491]='On average, a disposable diaper can hold up to 7 pounds of liquid.'

quotes[492]='Neanderthal man had a brain capacity 100cc larger than modern man\'s.'

quotes[493]='Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!'

quotes[494]='The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.'

quotes[495]='Vultures fly without flapping their wings.'

quotes[496]='In 1999, Pepsi, Inc. paid $0.00 in income tax!'

quotes[497]='The moon is actually moving away from Earth at a rate of 1.5 inches per year.'

quotes[498]='Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 18 inches per year!'

quotes[499]='On average women can hear better than men.'

quotes[500]='A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.'

quotes[501]='A cesium atom in an atomic clock beats over nine billion times a second.'

quotes[502]='Beelzebub is Hebrew for \"Lord of the Flies\".'

quotes[503]='Everton FC used to be called St. Domingos FC!'

quotes[504]='Henry Ford, father of the Automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquette.'

quotes[505]='The weight of a carat - 200 milligrams, standard unit of measurement for gemstones, is based on the weight of the carob seed.'

quotes[506]='A small airplane can fly backwards.'

quotes[507]='Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older.'

quotes[508]='The average temperature at 40,000 feet above sea level is -60 F.'

quotes[509]='An airplane mechanic invented Slinky while he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use for the springs.'

quotes[510]='The placement of a donkey\'s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!'

quotes[511]='More than 25% of the world\'s forests are in Siberia.'

quotes[512]='Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War.'

quotes[513]='Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.'

quotes[514]='Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.'

quotes[515]='More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.'

quotes[516]='The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964.'

quotes[517]='The average American uses eight times as much fuel energy as an average person anywhere else in the world.'

quotes[518]='20% of tuxedo rentals take place in May.'

quotes[519]='Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.'

quotes[520]='McDonalds\' salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!'

quotes[521]='Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!'

quotes[522]='The first person to go over Niagara falls was Annie Edson-Taylor. She made the trip in a wooden barrel and survived!'

quotes[523]='If the chemical sodium is dropped into water it will immediately and violently explode.'

quotes[524]='The little bags of netting for gas lanterns called \"mantles\" are radioactive, so much so that they will set of an alarm at a nuclear reactor.'

quotes[525]='Non-dairy creamer is flammable.'

quotes[526]='It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.'

quotes[527]='More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.'

quotes[528]='If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.'

quotes[529]='If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.'

quotes[530]='Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.'

quotes[531]='Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.'

quotes[532]='Some species of earthworm can have as many as 10 hearts, a worm is both male and female at the same time (a hermaphrodite).'

quotes[533]='Beer has a bitter taste and slightly pungent aroma because of lupulin, a substance found in hops.'

quotes[534]='Bees have five eyes.'

quotes[535]='A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.'

quotes[536]='The Sea of tranquility is found on the moon.'

quotes[537]='The full name of the Titanic ship is R.M.S. Titanic, which stands for Royal Mail Steamship.'

quotes[538]='The skin of a shark is made up of tiny teeth which are called dermal denticles.'

quotes[539]='Babies\' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.'

quotes[540]='Synthetic Diamonds can be made from human ashes after cremation. Using chemical and physical methods, Algordanza, a Swiss firm, separates out the carbon, which produces up to 4 Diamonds from a persons cremated remains.'

quotes[541]='Each nostril of a human being register smell in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left.'

quotes[542]='Chicken liver can be used to change \"A\" type blood to \"O\" type blood.'

quotes[543]='Almonds and pistachios are the only nuts mentioned in the Bible.'

quotes[544]='4 table spoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato.'

quotes[545]='As much as 80% of microwaves from mobile phones are absorbed by your head.'

quotes[546]='The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.'

quotes[547]='A 100-pound person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars.'

quotes[548]='The Sumatran tiger has the most stripes of all the tiger sub species, the Siberian tiger has the least.'

quotes[549]='At birth, a panda bear is smaller than a mouse.'

quotes[550]='Arabic numerals were not invented by Arabs, but were invented in India by the Hindus.'

quotes[551]='By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with multi-colored yolks.'

quotes[552]='A cucumber is 96% water.'

quotes[553]='The rhinoceros beetle can carry up to 850 times its weight on its back. This is equivalent to a person carrying over 50 mini-vans on their back.'

quotes[554]='Contrary to popular belief, opossums, squirrels, chipmunks, and mice do not carry rabies.'

quotes[555]='Kiwi birds are blind, they hunt only by smell.'

quotes[556]='An egg shell can have up to 17,000 tiny pores on its surface.'

quotes[557]='It takes approximately 12 years for Jupiter to orbit the sun.'

quotes[558]='The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.'

quotes[559]='In playing poker, there is one chance in 500 of drawing a flush.'

quotes[560]='Aluminum used to be more valuable than gold.'

quotes[561]='The complete skin covering of the body measures about 20 sq. feet.'

quotes[562]='A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut-off it dies from starvation.'

quotes[563]='Coffee, as a world commodity, is second only to oil.'

quotes[564]='Fine-grained volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpastes.'

quotes[565]='Sharks have upper and lower eyelids, but they do not blink.'

quotes[566]='More water flows over Niagara Falls every year than any other falls on earth.'

quotes[567]='A kind of jellyfish (turritopsis nutricula) upon reaching adulthood can transform itself back to childhood by converting it\'s cells, it may repeat this to live forever.'

quotes[568]='Tthe fungus cordyceps is able to \"mind control\" other insects like ants to climb plants and attach there to become its food.'

quotes[569]='When the queen of a clownfish school dies, a male clown fish changes its gender to become female and takes her place.'

quotes[570]='The world\'s smallest frog - the little grass frog - is no bigger than a house fly.'

quotes[571]='With more than 80,000 arms the basket starfish has the greatest number of arms.'

quotes[572]='Whales were once land mammals that move to the sea and adapted to marine life.'

quotes[573]='Some species of bamboo can grow at the rate of 1 metres in 24 hours.'

quotes[574]='The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times each year.'

quotes[575]='The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.'

quotes[576]='Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.'

quotes[577]='If a person or animal is born color blind, they instantly have excellent night vision.'

quotes[578]='Every four days the world\'s population increases by one million people.'

quotes[579]='From the age of 30, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.'

quotes[580]='Ancient Egyptians never kissed with their mouths. Instead they kissed with their nose.'

quotes[581]='Kissing helps reduce tooth decay because the extra saliva helps clean out your mouth.'

quotes[582]='Kissing releases the same neuro transmitters (chemical messengers in the brain) as those that are released when you engage in intense exercise such as running a marathon or sky diving. This causes your heart to beat faster and your breathing to become deep and irregular.'

quotes[583]='You use only two muscles on your face when you give a peck kiss but you use all of your facial muscles and burn more calories during a passionate kiss.'

quotes[584]='Our brains have special neurons that help us find each others lips in the dark.'

quotes[585]='There are many strange laws regarding kissing that are still on the books. In Indiana, it is illegal for a man with a moustache to \"habitually kiss human beings\". And in Hartford, CT, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday.'

quotes[586]='In Naples, Italy in the 16th century, kissing was an offence that carried the death penalty.'

quotes[587]='St. Valentine\'s Day was declared an official holiday in 1537 when England\'s King Henry VIII declared it for the first time.'

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